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وقتي يك ايراني به فارسي ! انگليسي مينويسد !!
با تشكر از م- ر قدس طينت براي ارسال اين مطلب
When an iranian writes in english
This letter was written by an employee of NIOC, about fifty years ago.
Dear Mr. Hamilton,
Hello sir, "I am your servant, very very much" .
I am writing to you because "the handle of the knife has reached my bone." "My hands grab your
skirt" , Mr.Hamilton , "Please reach my scream", Mr. Hamiton, "from the
hands of this man, Ahmady". I don't know "what wet wood I have sold him" that from the very first day he has been "pulling the belt to my lift." With all kinds of "cat
dancing" he has tried to
become the "eye of the light" of Mr.Wilson.
He made so much "mouse running" that finally
Mr.Wilson "became donkey" , and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man, and told me
to work "under his hand."
Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would
make me his right hand man, but "my eye
didn't drink water", and I knew that
all these were "hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head." I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything. Since that he was just "putting watermelon under my arms." Knowing that this transfer was only "good for his aunt", I started
begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit
altogether. I said "you saw camel, you did
not see camel" ... .but he was not "getting the devil's donkey"...
"What headache shall I give you?" I am now forced to work in the mail house with a bunch of "blind, bald, height and half height" people. "Imagine
how much my ass burns"
Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head." You are my only hope and my "back and shelter"... ."I swear you to the 14
innocents" please "do some
work for me"..."In the resurrection day l'll grasp your
skirt"... "I have six head bread eaters." I kiss your hand and
Leg "